3 ingredient scones

so easy and so yummy. mix a can of sprite, 1 cup of cream, and 4 cups self raising flour. my friend then rolled this out and cut out circles-- i'm lazy and i just scooped spoonfulls onto my silpat (love that thing).

hmmm. can't remember the temperature to bake it at. probably 350 F or 180 C. can't remember how long either-- just keep your eye on them.

top with strawberry jelly and whip cream (homemade is the best)-- or whatever your heart desires.

could just eat the dip fruit dip

if you have a sweet tooth like i do-- you really could make a meal out of this. so easy but SO DAMN GOOD.
mix a jar of marshmallow cream with 8 ounces of cream cheese. smear it all over my body and i'm good to go. no-- ha ha... but that's a thought! be sure to lick the bowl clean because it's yummalicious.

3 picture worthy dessert

puff pastry, strawberries, custard, strawberry topping, homemade whipped cream, chocolate sauce, chocolate chips. yum yum yum.

best damn brownies ever

2 cubes (1 c.) butter
1/2 c. shortening
4 c. sugar
2/3 c. baking cocoa
8 eggs
1 tsp. salt
2 1/2 c. flour
2 tsp. vanilla

cream butter, shortening and sugar. add cocoa. add eggs mixing well after each one. add salt, flour and vanilla. divide into two 9x13 greased pans. sprinkle with choc chips. i've also thrown in other things like m&m's, reeses, 3 musketeers... endless possibilities.

you could use two pans, or just eat half of it. holy cow is it good-- worth the risk of salmonella. bake 30 minutes at 350.